What if thunderstorms are just teenage angels playing drums?! And there’s God yelling at them to quiet down, but they’re like ‘FUCK YOU DAD WE DO WHAT WE WANT!’
So if Balthazar and Gabriel started a band
Don’t forget Lucifer
We were pretty kick ass, and then Luci decided to go solo
"Luci decided to go solo"
so much Bible in one casual phrase
Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It
yeah have u ever met a school nurse..
If anyone actually does this, I will probably print it out and hang it on my wall or something
I’m gonna attempt this. I just need a pic of the ball pit and a bunch of Bad Dragon stock pics (which I already have).
good luck soldier
Here it is 17000dollars, the finished product of about 7 hours of work and wrist strain.
ive heard of cockpits but this is ridiculous
you are the first person i have seen make this pun and i can’t tell if i’m offended because no one made it before or if i’m offended because it’s a great fucking pun
do you think obama attends high school reuinions and is like “oh hey jimmy. remember when you would shove me into the lockers in the 10th grade? yeah well guess what. fuck you im the president”
my uncle went to elementary school with Obama and he told us that a bunch of kids did once lock him in a lockerthe truth is out obama